Do you think maybe I'm no longer the center of her universe? And what universe do you suppose that might be?

Muffin Uptown is having interweb problems at her house. As in, she can't get any. So she came over Monday night to check her email, catch up on You Tube, that sort of thing.

"Hey!" I said, "You're the star of today's post!"

She looked at me blankly.

"Why?" she asked.

"Why? Uhhh...because you're Muffin Uptown?"

"Ohhhhh," she said, finally getting it. I'm pretty sure I could read disappointment all over her face. Yup. That's what it was, all right.

"I thought you meant the Washington Post."