"I began collecting condiment packets in November of 2003. Initially the purpose of the collection was a more practical one. I came to the conclusion that ketchup was no longer a reasonable thing to spend money on. A handful of packets here and there would do just fine. I began to pick up other condiments as well. I stopped at a variety of locations in order to gather new types of condiments. It was around this time that I discovered how many different condiment packets existed. A collector by nature, the only logical thing for me to do was attempt to get every different packet design I possibly could."
*He's probably a perfectly lovely person, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to go out to dinner with him. Probably wouldn't be that keen on sharing an apartment, either. Not that he's asked me yet.
*Yeah, I know--could be short for Christina, but I don't think so.
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