You're wanted on the phone, Mr. Glass.

You know, when you listen to this, it almost sounds like Ira understands all about iPhones and connectivity and Qwerty keyboards. This idea goes directly against my vision of him as a retro, non-techie sort of guy.  I find it quite titillating, really--the idea of Ira Glass welding anything more complicated than an Underwood typewriter.

I think I might be a little scandalized.